We will never understand love.
My name is Jamie.
I want so badly to be like Jesus.
The problem is, I can't grow a beard.
October 25, 2011
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One of my favorites.

May 25, 2011

Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7
“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6
“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8
“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

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April 28, 2011

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March 31, 2011

imbeginningtoseethelight:

jonathandiener:

Anto’s Impression Video:

It is a pleasure to have one of the funniest people I’ve ever met in our band.

Watch. Enjoy. ROBIN WILLIAMS IMPRESSION IS THE BEST.

Hahahahahaha. Dying laughing at this. BEST IMPRESSIONS EVER.

 Insanely funny.

February 28, 2011
Imagine you’re in a band. Someone asks you what your band sounds like and you can list off half a dozen other bands off the top of your head. That’s what’s wrong with the scene right now.
December 2, 2010

Bad ass?

July 25, 2010
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I hate myself most of the time

But it’s hard to see through the arrogance

I’m so damn cynical

I kill my friends up in my mind

But it’s hard to see through the conversation

I’m too lucky for these people

My friends all say

You’ll get it together

But I’m so fake

I’ve got nothing together 

It’s terrible weather in here

I lose my mind when I’m not with you

I quite literally go crazy

When I push you to the side

For these selfish things in life

I feel so lonely with this sexual frustration

I feel so worthless with poor communication

I set all my goals but abuse my control

To do anything but gravel in my situation 

June 13, 2010
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My friend Steven wrote this song awhile ago. I forgot some of the words, so I made them up. I feel this song. Especially in the time we’re in. 
You’re not a waste. 

June 11, 2010
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June 9, 2010
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Get excited.

Cigarettes and a bottle of

The cheapest rum we could get our fingers

Do my best to kill my thinking

So we spent the whole night drinking

Away and running away from you

And what I need to do

Let me tell you all my biggest fear

I’ll be 24 in less than a year

And I don’t want to be stuck here

Like my mom, was there for me and my brother

For 15 years she’s still pushing the numbers

But I know the things that we’re doing

Are making a difference, the most subtle difference

But I won’t the let the things that I’m doing

Dictate where I’m going cause I just want answers

Are we making a difference cause this all seems different

Is this what you want from me

I don’t know where to go

I’ve exhausted all my hope

I’m breathing, inviting you in

Destroy me and build me again

So I move on, and carry on